YOU SAID:
That journalist offers her a joke, Tony promised her a delicious dinner. I envy his purple pig and green donkey kite day.
INTO JAPANESE
そのジャーナリストは彼女に冗談を申し出る、トニーは彼女に彼女においしい夕食を約束した。私は彼の紫色のブタと緑のロバの凧の日をうらやましい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That journalist offers a joke to her, Tony promised her a delicious dinner. I envy his purple pig and green donkey kite day.
INTO JAPANESE
そのジャーナリストは彼女に冗談を申し出ます、トニーは彼女においしい夕食を約束しました。私は彼の紫色のブタと緑のロバの凧の日をうらやましい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That journalist offers a joke to her, Tony promised her a nice dinner. I envy his purple pig and green donkey kite day.
INTO JAPANESE
そのジャーナリストは彼女に冗談を提供、トニーは彼女の素敵なディナーを約束しました。彼の紫豚と緑のロバ凧日がうらやましい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The journalist gave her a joke and Tony promised her a lovely dinner. I envy his purple pig and green ass kite day.
INTO JAPANESE
ジャーナリストは彼女に冗談を言った、そしてトニーは彼女に素敵な夕食を約束した。彼の紫色の豚と緑のお尻の凧の日が羨ましいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The journalist joked at her, and Tony promised her a nice dinner. His purple pig and green ass kite day is enviable.
INTO JAPANESE
ジャーナリストは彼女に冗談を言った、そしてトニーは彼女に素敵な夕食を約束した。彼の紫色のブタと緑のロバ凧の日はうらやましいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The journalist joked at her, and Tony promised her a nice dinner. His purple pig and green donkey kite day is envious.
INTO JAPANESE
ジャーナリストは彼女に冗談を言った、そしてトニーは彼女に素敵な夕食を約束した。彼の紫色のブタと緑のロバの凧の日はうらやましいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The journalist joked at her, and Tony promised her a nice dinner. I am jealous of his purple pig and green donkey kite day.
INTO JAPANESE
ジャーナリストは彼女に冗談を言った、そしてトニーは彼女に素敵な夕食を約束した。私は彼の紫色のブタと緑のロバの凧の日に嫉妬している。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The journalist joked at her, and Tony promised her a nice dinner. I am jealous of his purple pig and green donkey kite day.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.