YOU SAID:

That is an awesome rain puddle! It clearly doesn't tear you apart, anymore. I must've called a thousand times.

INTO JAPANESE

それは素晴らしい雨の水たまりです！それは明らかにもうあなたを引き裂くことはありません。私は千回電話したに違いない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It is a wonderful rain puddle! It will obviously not tear you away anymore. I must have called you a thousand times.

INTO JAPANESE

それは素晴らしい雨の水たまりです！それは明らかにもうあなたを引き裂かないでしょう。私はあなたに千回電話をしたに違いありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It is a wonderful rain puddle! It will obviously not tear you away anymore. I must have called you a thousand times.