YOU SAID:
That hair is dangerously close to that bubblegum.
INTO JAPANESE
その髪は危険なほどに近いバブルガムです。
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The hair is dangerous so to is near the bubble gum.
INTO JAPANESE
髪風船ガムの近くですので、危険です。
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It is dangerous because it is near the hair bubble gum.
INTO JAPANESE
髪風船ガムの近くだから危険です。
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Near the hair bubble gum, it is so dangerous.
INTO JAPANESE
髪風船ガムに近いので危険です。
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So close to the hair bubble gum is dangerous.
INTO JAPANESE
髪の毛の近くに風船ガムは危険です。
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Bubble gum is dangerous near the hair.
INTO JAPANESE
風船ガムは、髪の毛の近くは危険です。
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Bubble gum is dangerous near the hair.
That's deep, man.