YOU SAID:
That gorilla broke into my house, wore my wedding dress, stole my baby right out of my hands
INTO JAPANESE
そのゴリラは私の家に押し入り、私のウェディングドレスを着て、私の手から私の赤ちゃんを盗みました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The gorilla broke into my house, put on my wedding dress and stole my baby from my hands
INTO JAPANESE
ゴリラが私の家に押し入り、ウェディングドレスを着て、私の手から赤ちゃんを盗みました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A gorilla broke into my house, put on a wedding dress and stole the baby from my hands
INTO JAPANESE
ゴリラが私の家に押し入り、ウェディングドレスを着て、私の手から赤ちゃんを盗みました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A gorilla broke into my house, put on a wedding dress and stole the baby from my hands
That didn't even make that much sense in English.