YOU SAID:
That giant snail wants to eat your cousin's goat, you know.
INTO JAPANESE
その巨大なカタツムリはあなたのいとこのヤギを食べたい、あなたが知っている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That huge snail wants to eat your cousin's goat, you know.
INTO JAPANESE
その巨大なカタツムリがあなたのいとこのヤギを食べたいと思う、あなたは知っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That huge snail wants to eat your cousin's goat, you know.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.