YOU SAID:

That duck really crapped on him. Poor guy can never walk again!

INTO JAPANESE

あひるは本当に彼を叩きました。かわいそうな男は二度と歩くことができません！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The duck really hit him. The poor man can never walk again!

INTO JAPANESE

アヒルは本当に彼を襲った。かわいそうな男は二度と歩くことができない！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The duck really hit him. The poor man can never walk again!