YOU SAID:
That duck really crapped on him. Poor guy can never walk again!
INTO JAPANESE
あひるは本当に彼を叩きました。かわいそうな男は二度と歩くことができません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The duck really hit him. The poor man can never walk again!
INTO JAPANESE
アヒルは本当に彼を襲った。かわいそうな男は二度と歩くことができない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The duck really hit him. The poor man can never walk again!
Come on, you can do better than that.