YOU SAID:
That doorknob is disgusting, where's the maid!
INTO JAPANESE
そのドアノブは嫌だ、メイドはどこだ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate that doorknob, where's the maid!
INTO JAPANESE
あのドアノブは嫌だ、メイドはどこだ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate that doorknob, where's the maid!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.