YOU SAID:
that butters my crumpets
INTO JAPANESE
それは私のクランペットにバターを塗る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It butters my crumpet
INTO JAPANESE
クランペットにバターを塗る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Butter the crumpet
INTO JAPANESE
バター・ザ・クランペット
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Butter the crumpet
That didn't even make that much sense in English.