YOU SAID:
thanks to television I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago
INTO JAPANESE
テレビのおかげで思い出すことができない何が起こった 8 分前
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Can not remember thanks to TV what happened 8 minutes ago
INTO JAPANESE
8 分前に起こったテレビのおかげで思い出すことができません。
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You can't remember, thanks to television happened 8 minutes ago.
INTO JAPANESE
テレビのおかげで覚えることができなければ、8 分前に起こった。
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You can't remember, thanks to television, took place 8 minutes ago.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは思い出すことができない、テレビのおかげで起こった 8 分前。
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8 minutes ago you can't remember, took place thanks to the TV.
INTO JAPANESE
8 分前に、テレビのおかげで起こった。
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8 minutes ago happened thanks to TV.
INTO JAPANESE
8 分前に、テレビのおかげで起こった。
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8 minutes ago happened thanks to TV.
That's deep, man.