YOU SAID:
Thanks for watching. This isn’t entirely accurate. There’s a 50% chance the kid would cough right in your face after the nice hug
INTO JAPANESE
見てくれてありがとう。これは完全に正確ではありません。素敵なハグの後、子供があなたの顔に向かって咳き込む可能性は 50% です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thanks for watching. This is not completely accurate. There's a 50% chance your child will cough in your face after a nice hug
INTO JAPANESE
見てくれてありがとう。これは完全に正確ではありません。素敵なハグの後、子供があなたの顔に向かって咳き込む可能性は 50% です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thanks for watching. This is not completely accurate. There's a 50% chance your child will cough in your face after a nice hug
That didn't even make that much sense in English.