YOU SAID:
Thank you for riding the Psycho Express, Toot-toot! All aboard, I'll be collecting your tickets, we have beverages in the DINING CAR!!!
INTO JAPANESE
サイコエクスプレスに乗ってくれてありがとう!乗船中、私はあなたのチケットを集めます、私たちはダイニングカーに飲み物を持っています!!!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thank you for taking Psycho Express! During boarding, I will collect your tickets, we have drinks in the dining car !!!
INTO JAPANESE
Psycho Expressをご利用いただきありがとうございます!搭乗中、私はあなたのチケットを収集します、私たちは食堂車で飲み物を持っています!!!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thank you for using Psycho Express! During boarding, I will collect your tickets, we have drinks in the canteen car !!!
INTO JAPANESE
Psycho Expressをご利用いただきありがとうございます!搭乗中、私はあなたのチケットを集めます、私たちは食堂車で飲み物を持っています!!!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thank you for using Psycho Express! During boarding, I will collect your tickets, we have drinks in the canteen car !!!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.