YOU SAID:
Thank goodness I am not going home is a day or two weeks was a great time with my girls to go see you tomorrow and then I have a beer
INTO JAPANESE
よろしくお願いします。家に帰らないのは1日か2週間です。明日あなたに会いに行き、ビールを飲むのは私の女の子との素晴らしい時間でした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thank you. I don't go home for a day or two. It was a great time with my girl to meet you tomorrow and drink beer
INTO JAPANESE
ありがとうございました。私は1〜2日間家に帰りません。明日あなたに会い、ビールを飲むのは私の女の子との素晴らしい時間でした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thank you very much. I will not go home for 1-2 days. It was a great time with my girl to meet you tomorrow and drink beer
INTO JAPANESE
どうもありがとうございました。私は1-2日間家に帰りません。明日あなたに会い、ビールを飲むのは私の女の子との素晴らしい時間でした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thank you very much. I will not go home for 1-2 days. It was a great time with my girl to meet you tomorrow and drink beer
That didn't even make that much sense in English.