YOU SAID:
Thank God the subway is running express today.
INTO JAPANESE
地下鉄は今日明日走っている神に感謝します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The subway thanks the god who is running tomorrow today.
INTO JAPANESE
地下鉄は今日明日走っている神に感謝する。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The subway thanks the god who is running tomorrow today.
That's deep, man.