YOU SAID:
thank god I have this cold doll to play with instead of a person
INTO JAPANESE
私は人の代わりに遊ぶこの冷たい人形を持っている神に感謝
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I thank God who has this cold doll playing instead of a person
INTO JAPANESE
人の代わりにこの冷たい人形を演奏している神に感謝します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thank God playing this cold doll on behalf of man
INTO JAPANESE
神に代わってこの冷たい人形を演奏してくれてありがとう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thank you for playing this cold doll on behalf of God
INTO JAPANESE
神に代わってこの冷たい人形を遊んでくれてありがとう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thank you for playing this cold doll on behalf of God
That didn't even make that much sense in English.