YOU SAID:
Text me at 817-863-0762 and I definitely won't respond
INTO JAPANESE
817-863-0762で私にテキストしてください。私は間違いなく応答しません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please text to me at 817-863-0762. I will definitely not respond
INTO JAPANESE
817-863-0762で私にテキストをお願いします。私は確かに応答しません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please write me a text at 817-863-0762. I certainly will not answer
INTO JAPANESE
私に817-863-0762で文章を書いてください。私は確かに答えません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please write me at 817-863-0762. I certainly will not answer
INTO JAPANESE
817-863-0762 で私を書いてください。私は確かに応答しません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please write me at 817-863-0762. I certainly will not answer
That didn't even make that much sense in English.