YOU SAID:
Tell me if I should kill myself today with a gun
INTO JAPANESE
殺すか自分今日銃を教えてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kill yourself today gun tell me.
INTO JAPANESE
今日の銃を教えて自分自身を殺します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Teaching today's gun and kills himself.
INTO JAPANESE
今日教える銃を彼自身を殺します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today teach guns kills himself.
INTO JAPANESE
銃を殺すを自分自身で今日教えます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kill the gun today teach yourself.
INTO JAPANESE
今日自分で殺す銃を教えます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Teaches gun kill yourself today.
INTO JAPANESE
銃を教えて今日自分自身を殺します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tell me the gun, kill myself today.
INTO JAPANESE
銃を教えてください、今日は自分自身を殺します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tell me the gun, kill myself today.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.