YOU SAID:
Teenage, mutant, ninja, turtles! Heros in a half-shell! TURTLE POWER!
INTO JAPANESE
十代、ミュータント、忍者、カメ！ハーフシェルのヒーロー！タートルパワー！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Teens, mutants, ninjas, turtles! Half-shell hero! Turtle power!
INTO JAPANESE
十代、ミュータント、忍者、カメ！ハーフシェルヒーロー！亀の力！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Teens, mutants, ninjas, turtles! Half shell hero! The power of turtles!
INTO JAPANESE
十代、ミュータント、忍者、カメ！ハーフシェルヒーロー！カメの力！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Teens, mutants, ninjas, turtles! Half shell hero! The power of turtles!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
