YOU SAID:
Teehee, eat my toenail fingers.
INTO JAPANESE
Teehee、私の足の爪の指を食べてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Teehee, eat my toenails.
INTO JAPANESE
Teehee、私の足の爪を食べなさい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Teehee, eat my toenails.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.