YOU SAID:
Ted Cruz pees his pants because he likes the warm feeling down his legs.
INTO JAPANESE
テッド・クルーズは、彼の足の下に暖かい感じが好きなので、彼のズボンをおしっこします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ted Cruz pees his pants because he likes the warm feeling under his feet.
INTO JAPANESE
テッド・クルーズは、足元の温かい感じが好きなので、ズボンをおしっこします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ted Cruz pees on his pants because he likes the warm feeling at his feet.
INTO JAPANESE
テッド・クルーズは足元の暖かい気持ちが好きなので、ズボンの上でおしっこをします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ted Cruz likes the warmth of his feet, so he pees on his pants.
INTO JAPANESE
テッド・クルーズは足の暖かさが好きなので、ズボンの上でおしっこをします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ted Cruz likes the warmth of his feet, so he pees on his pants.
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