YOU SAID:
Technically, if I killed myself, the problem would be gone
INTO JAPANESE
技術的には、私が自殺した場合、問題はなくなります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Technically, if I commit suicide, the problem goes away
INTO JAPANESE
技術的には、私が自殺すれば問題は解決します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Technically, if I commit suicide, the problem will be solved
INTO JAPANESE
技術的には、私が自殺すれば問題は解決します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Technically, if I commit suicide, the problem will be solved
That didn't even make that much sense in English.