YOU SAID:
Teaching the birthday of the elderly, the ball stuck to my plate of bread
INTO JAPANESE
高齢者の誕生日を教える、ボールはパンの私の板に貼り合わせ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Teach the elderly birthday, ball bonding to my plate of bread
INTO JAPANESE
パンの私のプレートに高齢者の誕生日、ボールボンディングを教えます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The elderly birthday to my plate of bread, I will tell you the ball bonding
INTO JAPANESE
パンの私のプレートに高齢者の誕生日は、私はあなたにボールボンディングを教えてくれます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The elderly birthday to my plate of bread, I will tell you the ball bonding
That didn't even make that much sense in English.