YOU SAID:
Teacher, my dog ate your gradebook
INTO JAPANESE
先生、私の犬があなたの成績表を食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
teacher my dog ate your report card
INTO JAPANESE
先生 私の犬があなたの通知表を食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
teacher my dog ate your report card
That didn't even make that much sense in English.