YOU SAID:
tea for two and two for tea, me for you and you for me, tea for two and me for you
INTO JAPANESE
お茶、お茶、お二人、お二人、お茶
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tea, Tea, Two People, Two People, Tea
INTO JAPANESE
紅茶、紅茶、二人、二人、紅茶
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Black tea, black tea, two people, two people, tea
INTO JAPANESE
紅茶、紅茶、二人、二人、お茶
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tea, Tea, Two People, Two People, Tea
INTO JAPANESE
紅茶、紅茶、二人、二人、紅茶
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Black tea, black tea, two people, two people, tea
INTO JAPANESE
紅茶、紅茶、二人、二人、お茶
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium