Translated Labs
YOU SAID:
Tea but every time I die it gets 200 decibels louder until you and everyone on the planet is deaf.
INTO JAPANESE
お茶がたびに私はそれを死ぬを取得します 200 デシベル大きくするまで、地球上の誰も聴覚障害者です。
Come on, you can do better than that.