YOU SAID:
- Tannhäuser announces great come-back tour. - Muslim terrorist dies in attempt to climb Tower of Pizza. - Avar Yakuza assassinates rock musician with mining drill. - Necromancer cancelled over accusations of Wight Supremacy.
INTO JAPANESE
- タンホイザーが大復活ツアーを発表。 - イスラム教徒のテロリストがピザタワーを登ろうとして死亡。 - アヴァルヤクザが採掘ドリルでロックミュージシャンを暗殺。 - ネクロマンサーがワイト至上主義の疑いでキャンセル。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
- Tannhäuser announces major comeback tour. - Muslim terrorist dies while trying to scale pizza tower. - Aval Yakuza assassinates rock musician with mining drill. - Necromancer cancelled due to suspected wight supremacy.
INTO JAPANESE
- Tannhäuser が大規模なカムバックツアーを発表。 - イスラム教徒のテロリストがピザタワーを登ろうとして死亡。 - Aval Yakuza が採掘ドリルでロックミュージシャンを暗殺。 - Necromancer がワイト優位の疑いでキャンセル。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
- Tannhäuser announces major comeback tour. - Muslim terrorist dies while trying to scale pizza tower. - Aval Yakuza assassinates rock musician with mining drill. - Necromancer cancelled due to suspected wight dominance.
INTO JAPANESE
- Tannhäuser が大規模なカムバックツアーを発表。 - イスラム教徒のテロリストがピザタワーを登ろうとして死亡。 - Aval Yakuza が採掘ドリルでロックミュージシャンを暗殺。 - Necromancer がワイト優位の疑いでキャンセル。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
- Tannhäuser announces major comeback tour. - Muslim terrorist dies while trying to scale pizza tower. - Aval Yakuza assassinates rock musician with mining drill. - Necromancer cancelled due to suspected wight dominance.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
