YOU SAID:
Tamos Mammam, Theodore Calvin and whatever their surname, Rick fights in Vietnam War just like a bald man
INTO JAPANESE
タモス・ママム、セオドア・カルビンと彼らの姓が何であれ、リックはハゲの男のようにベトナム戦争で戦う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tamos Mammam, Theodore Calvin and whatever their surnames, Rick fights in Vietnam War like bald man
INTO JAPANESE
タモス・ママム、セオドア・カルビンと彼らの姓は何でも、リックはハゲの男のようにベトナム戦争で戦う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tamos Mammam, Theodore Calvin and whatever their surnames, Rick fights in Vietnam War like bald man
That didn't even make that much sense in English.