YOU SAID:

Talking into your wife's crotch is like yodeling into a cave. (Ok, well, I guess women don’t have crotches, do they?)

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの妻の股間に向かって話すことは、洞窟にうんざりするようなものです。 （さて、女性は股がないと思う？）

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Speaking towards your wife's crotch is like tiring the cave. (Well, do you think women have no crotch?)

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの妻の股に向かって話すことは、洞窟を疲れさせるようなものです。 （まあ、女性には股がないと思う？）

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Talking to your wife's crotch is like tiring a cave. (Well, do you think women have no crotch?)

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの妻の股間と話すことは、洞窟を疲れさせるようなものです。 （まあ、女性には股がないと思う？）

BACK INTO ENGLISH

To talk with your wife's crotch is like tiring the cave. (Well, do you think women have no crotch?)

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの妻の股間と話すことは、洞窟を疲れさせるようなものです。 （まあ、女性には股がないと思う？）

BACK INTO ENGLISH

To talk with your wife's crotch is like tiring the cave. (Well, do you think women have no crotch?)