YOU SAID:
Take me to where the black otter takes a nice sit
INTO JAPANESE
黒カワウソはいい座り込みを取る場所に私を取ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Black otter takes me to a place to take a good sit-down
INTO JAPANESE
ブラックカワウソは良い着席を取る場所に私を取ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Black otter takes me to a place to take a good sit-down
That didn't even make that much sense in English.