YOU SAID:
Take me to church, I’ll worship like a dog, while you sharpen the knife
INTO JAPANESE
教会に連れて行って、犬のように礼拝します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Take me to the church and worship like a dog
INTO JAPANESE
私を教会に連れて行って犬のように崇拝する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Take me to the church and worship like a dog
That didn't even make that much sense in English.