YOU SAID:
Take a shower, you smell as musty, dusty, and crusty as my grandma's ashes
INTO JAPANESE
シャワーを浴びて、あなたは私のおばあちゃんの灰のようにかび臭い、ほこりっぽい、無愛想なにおいがします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Take a shower and you smell musty, dusty, crusty like my grandma's ashes
INTO JAPANESE
シャワーを浴びると、おばあちゃんの灰のようなかび臭い、ほこりっぽい、無愛想なにおいがする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shower smells musty, dusty, crusty like grandma's ash
INTO JAPANESE
シャワーはおばあちゃんの灰のようなかび臭い、ほこりっぽい、無愛想なにおいがする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shower smells musty, dusty, crusty like grandma's ash
That didn't even make that much sense in English.