YOU SAID:
Take a fork and punch an umbrella whilst eating pork
INTO JAPANESE
豚肉を食べながらフォークを持って傘をパンチ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Holding a fork and punching an umbrella while eating pork
INTO JAPANESE
豚肉を食べながらフォークを持って傘をパンチ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Holding a fork and punching an umbrella while eating pork
That didn't even make that much sense in English.