YOU SAID:
take a dump over the trashcan when you are too drunk, and you will be arrested by clowns.
INTO JAPANESE
酔っ払ったらゴミ箱に捨てると、ピエロに逮捕されます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you get drunk, throw it in the trash and you will be arrested by the clown.
INTO JAPANESE
酔ったらゴミ箱に捨てるとピエロに逮捕されます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you get drunk, throw it in the trash and you will be arrested by the clown.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.