YOU SAID:
Taco or man everything is messy.
INTO JAPANESE
タコか男のすべてが乱雑です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Octopus or man is all messy.
INTO JAPANESE
タコや男はすべて乱雑です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Octopus and man are all messy.
INTO JAPANESE
タコと男はすべて乱雑です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Octopus and man are all messy.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.