YOU SAID:
taco octopus ouch, octopus yuck taco! meow
INTO JAPANESE
タコ タコ痛い、タコ不潔なタコス!ニャー
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Filthy hurts Octopus Octopus, Octopus tacos! Meow
INTO JAPANESE
不潔な痛いタコ タコ、タコのタコス!ニャー
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Filthy hurts Octopus Octopus, Octopus tacos! Meow
That didn't even make that much sense in English.