YOU SAID:
swap god for a janitor, rot in a jar of dog paws
INTO JAPANESE
神を用務員と交換し、犬の足の瓶で腐敗する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Exchange God for a janitor and rot with a bottle of dog's paw
INTO JAPANESE
神を用務員と交換し、犬の足のボトルで腐敗させる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Exchange God for a janitor and rot with a bottle of dog's paw
That didn't even make that much sense in English.