YOU SAID:

Suuuuuuuu dude the car broke down about fifteen blocks back and the car is smoking like it doesn't work anymore or anything it got shot by a tank and then picked up and shot down

INTO JAPANESE

Suuuuuuuuおい、車は約15ブロック前に故障し、車はもう動かなくなったか、戦車に撃たれた後、拾われて撃墜されたように喫煙しています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Suuuuuuuu Hey, the car broke down about 15 blocks ago and the car is no longer moving or is smoking as if it was picked up and shot down after being shot by a tank.

INTO JAPANESE

Suuuuuuuuねえ、車は約15ブロック前に故障し、車はもう動いていないか、戦車に撃たれた後に拾われて撃墜されたかのように喫煙しています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Suuuuuuuu Hey, the car broke down about 15 blocks ago and is no longer moving or smoking as if it was picked up and shot down after being shot by a tank.

INTO JAPANESE

Suuuuuuuuねえ、車は約15ブロック前に故障し、戦車に撃たれた後に拾われて撃墜されたかのように動いたり喫煙したりしなくなりました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Suuuuuuuu Hey, the car broke down about 15 blocks ago and no longer moves or smokes as if it was picked up and shot down after being shot by a tank.

INTO JAPANESE

Suuuuuuuuねえ、車は約15ブロック前に故障し、戦車に撃たれた後、拾われて撃墜されたかのように動いたり煙が出たりしなくなりました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Suuuuuuuu Hey, the car broke down about 15 blocks ago, and after being shot by a tank, it no longer moves or smokes as if it had been picked up and shot down.

INTO JAPANESE

Suuuuuuuuねえ、車は約15ブロック前に故障し、戦車に撃たれた後、拾われて撃墜されたかのように動いたり煙が出たりしなくなりました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Suuuuuuuu Hey, the car broke down about 15 blocks ago, and after being shot by a tank, it no longer moves or smokes as if it had been picked up and shot down.