YOU SAID:
Susie doesn’t trust anyone that won't eat her spit. Susie is a strange emo Barney. Everyone loves Susie.
INTO JAPANESE
スージーは自分の唾を唾を吐かない人を信用しません。スージーは奇妙なエモバーニーです。誰もがスージーを愛しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Susie doesn't trust anyone who doesn't spit on herself. Susie is a weird emo barney. Everyone loves Susie.
INTO JAPANESE
スージーは自分に唾を吐かない人を信用しません。スージーは奇妙なエモバーニーです。誰もがスージーを愛しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Susie doesn't trust anyone who doesn't spit on her. Susie is a weird emo barney. Everyone loves Susie.
INTO JAPANESE
スージーは自分に唾を吐かない人を信用しません。スージーは奇妙なエモバーニーです。誰もがスージーを愛しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Susie doesn't trust anyone who doesn't spit on her. Susie is a weird emo barney. Everyone loves Susie.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.