YOU SAID:
Surprise! You're being cremated! Wow!
INTO JAPANESE
驚き!火葬されるんですね!おお!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
surprise! He will be cremated! oh!
INTO JAPANESE
驚き!彼は火葬されるでしょう!おお!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
surprise! He will be cremated! oh!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.