YOU SAID:
Surely you can't be serious. I am serious... and don't call me Shirley
INTO JAPANESE
確かにあなたは深刻なことはできません。私は深刻です...そして私をシャーリーと呼んではいけません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Certainly you can not be serious. I am serious ... And do not call me Shirley
INTO JAPANESE
確かにあなたは深刻なことはできません。私は深刻だ...そして、私をシャーリーと呼んではいけない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Certainly you can not be serious. I am serious ... And do not call me Shirley
That didn't even make that much sense in English.