YOU SAID:
Surely you can't be serious! I am serious and don't call me Shirley.
INTO JAPANESE
確かにあなたは真剣になることはできません!私は真面目で、シャーリーとは呼ばない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sure you can't be serious! I'm serious and I don't call him Shirley.
INTO JAPANESE
確かにあなたは真剣になることはできません!私は真面目で、彼をシャーリーとは呼びません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sure you can't be serious! I am serious and do not call him Shirley.
INTO JAPANESE
確かにあなたは真剣になることはできません!私は真面目で、彼をシャーリーとは呼びません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sure you can't be serious! I am serious and do not call him Shirley.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.