YOU SAID:
sure gang i have yellow stuff or white stuff derp
INTO JAPANESE
確かにギャング私は黄色のものか白いものderpを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Certainly gang I have a yellow or white derp
INTO JAPANESE
確かにギャング私は黄色または白のderpを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Certainly gang I have a yellow or white derp
That didn't even make that much sense in English.