YOU SAID:
Sure beats breaking up with me. Don't look now! I'm just a friendly reminder.
INTO JAPANESE
確かに私と別れるビート。今見てはいけません!私はちょうどフレンドリーなリマインダーです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Beat break up with me for sure. Don't look now!
INTO JAPANESE
確かに私と別れを打つビート。今見てはいけません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Beat me and beat me for sure. Don't look now!
INTO JAPANESE
私を打ち負かし、確かに私を打ち負かしてください。今見てはいけません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Beat me and beat me for sure. Don't look now!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.