YOU SAID:

Sup, revered 70yo doctor lady, I ate some yew seeds 3 hours ago and waited for 2.5 hours here in the room, am I dead?

INTO JAPANESE

やあ、尊敬する70歳の女性医師、私は3時間前にイチイの種を食べて、部屋の中で2時間半待っていたんだけど、私は死んでるの？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey respected 70 year old female doctor, I ate yew seeds 3 hours ago and have been waiting in a room for 2.5 hours, am I dead?

INTO JAPANESE

尊敬する70歳の女性医師さん、私は3時間前にイチイの種を食べて、2時間半部屋で待っていますが、私は死んでいますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Dear 70-year-old female doctor, I ate yew seeds three hours ago and have been waiting in a room for two and a half hours. Am I dead?

INTO JAPANESE

70歳の女性医師様、私は3時間前にイチイの種を食べ、2時間半も部屋で待っています。私は死んでしまったのでしょうか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Dear 70 year old female doctor, I ate yew seeds 3 hours ago and have been waiting in my room for 2.5 hours. Am I dead?

INTO JAPANESE

70歳の女性医師様、私は3時間前にイチイの種を食べ、2時間半も部屋で待っています。私は死んでしまったのでしょうか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Dear 70 year old female doctor, I ate yew seeds 3 hours ago and have been waiting in my room for 2.5 hours. Am I dead?