YOU SAID:
suicide is the only way to stab yourself and then hang yourself
INTO JAPANESE
自殺は自分自身を突き刺してから自分自身を掛ける唯一の方法です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Suicide is the only way to stab yourself and then yourself
INTO JAPANESE
自殺は自分自身を突き刺し、次に自分自身を突き刺す唯一の方法
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Suicide stabs itself, then the only way to stab it
INTO JAPANESE
自殺はそれ自体を突き刺し、それを突き刺す唯一の方法
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Suicide pierces itself, the only way to pierce it
INTO JAPANESE
自殺はそれ自体を突き刺す、それを突き刺す唯一の方法
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Suicide pierces itself, the only way to pierce it
That didn't even make that much sense in English.