YOU SAID:
suicide is the only way to stab yourself and hang yourself or potatoes will eat you.
INTO JAPANESE
自殺は自分を刺して吊るす唯一の方法です。さもないとジャガイモがあなたを食べてしまいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Suicide is the only way to stab and hang yourself. Otherwise the potatoes will eat you.
INTO JAPANESE
自殺は自分を刺して吊るす唯一の方法です。そうでなければ、ジャガイモはあなたを食べるでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Suicide is the only way to stab and hang yourself. Otherwise, the potatoes will eat you.
INTO JAPANESE
自殺は自分を刺して吊るす唯一の方法です。そうでなければ、ジャガイモはあなたを食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Suicide is the only way to stab and hang yourself. Otherwise, the potatoes will eat you.
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