YOU SAID:
suicide is the only way to stab yourself and hang
INTO JAPANESE
自殺してハングアップする唯一の方法は自殺です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The only way to commit suicide and hang up is suicide
INTO JAPANESE
自殺してハングアップする唯一の方法は自殺です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The only way to commit suicide and hang up is suicide
That didn't even make that much sense in English.