YOU SAID:
suicide is the only way to stab yourself and hang myself
INTO JAPANESE
自殺は自分を刺すし、自分自身がハングアップする唯一の方法
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Suicide stabs himself and the only way for himself to hang up
INTO JAPANESE
自殺して自殺した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Committed suicide and committed suicide
INTO JAPANESE
自殺して自殺した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Committed suicide and committed suicide
That didn't even make that much sense in English.