YOU SAID:

Suicide is the only way to stab yourself and hang yourself. :3

INTO JAPANESE

自殺して自分を吊るす唯一の方法は自殺です。 ：3

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Suicide is the only way to hang yourself by committing suicide. : 3

INTO JAPANESE

自殺をして自殺する唯一の方法は自殺です。 ：3

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Suicide is the only way to commit suicide by committing suicide. : 3

INTO JAPANESE

自殺をして自殺する唯一の方法は自殺です。 ：3

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Suicide is the only way to commit suicide by committing suicide. : 3