YOU SAID:
suicide is the only way to stab yourself and hang yourself suicide is the only way to stab yourself and hang yourself
INTO JAPANESE
自殺して自殺する唯一の方法は自殺です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Suicide is the only way to commit suicide
INTO JAPANESE
自殺する唯一の方法は自殺です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Suicide is the only way to commit suicide
That didn't even make that much sense in English.