YOU SAID:

suicide is the only to stab yourself and hang yourself ya dumbass

INTO JAPANESE

自殺は自分自身を突き刺して自分自身をハングアップさせる唯一の方法です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Suicide is the only way to pierce yourself and hang yourself up.

INTO JAPANESE

自殺は自分を突き刺して電話を切る唯一の方法です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Suicide is the only way to pierce yourself and hang up.

INTO JAPANESE

自殺は、自分を突き刺して電話を切る唯一の方法です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Suicide is the only way to pierce yourself and hang up.